2018 NBA Draft Busts and Stars

Busts Jaren Jackson Jr.: Memphis Grizzlies (4th Overall Pick) The Memphis Grizzlies had a poor season last year, finishing 14th in the Western Conference with a 22-60 record. Due to this lack of success, top prospects refused to meet with the team leading up to the draft, causing the Grizzlies to pick Jaren Jackson Jr., [...]

Why Are You Drinking a Succulent?

It’s 6:30 on a Wednesday night and senior Henry Kayser has just finished practice with his tennis partner, Max Diess, he’s tired and longs for his thirst to be quenched. He turns and unzips his backpack, out comes a green tinted bottle, it’s the notorious Alō beverage. Kayser, who was introduced to Alō by his [...]

COUCH TOMATOES EPISODE 7 FT. MS SNOW

Looking like a Tomato? Tully’s Take on Curing a Spring Break Sunburn

First off, it is important to note that sunburning is not a successful method of tanning and is both physically painful and in regards to your health, extremely dangerous. Although the “golden tan” many beachgoers covet can appear when burnt skin peels away, the effects of this sketchy method can be devastating. The Skin Cancer [...]

COUCH TOMATOES EPISODE 3

In todays episode Matt fills out a mascot themed March Madness bracket, we enjoy a cup of tea, listen to some new guest viewers and get some words from our new sponsors.

COUCH TOMATOES EPISODE 2

The Future Tastes Like Top Ramen

The closer the breakout from high school to real life approaches the more daunting it seems. We go from  being expected to ask an adult to relieve yourself while in class, to having the immense responsibility of budgeting your finance above the bare subsistence of three Top Ramen meals a day. The leap into adulthood [...]

Christmas Movies: The Good, the Bad, the Elfing Terrible

Good- Elf: People that don’t like Elf are the worst kind of people. Even if the humor isn’t for you, Elf makes up for it by packing more Christmas spirit into 97 minutes than you thought possible. If you can’t enjoy this holiday classic, you’re really just a cotton-headed ninnymuggins. Bad- Jack Frost: Doesn’t your deceased [...]